Hi! Howdy! Ola! Allo! Guten tag!
I’m a little monster, a little blue monster with a tail and an eager tongue.
I like cuddles, warm fires and walks on the beach. I am a Sagittarius, born in the year of the snake. My favorite colour is orange. I drink my whiskey neat and my coffee black. I like my steak rare and please don’t skimp on the fries. Bring me my martinis shaken, not stirred.
Please, pretty please, be my friend? I’ll even put a cherry on top.
Take a chance on me and look at the world from my point of view. Maybe I’ll turn your world topsy turvy…. and then we’ll share a giggle or two at the end of the day.
News flash – I have friends! You may have met Bo, he’s a little rainbow coloured monster.