alternative facts

It’s there in black and white.
monstern 1. an imaginary creature, usually large and frightening, compounded of incongruous elements. 2. a misshapen animal or plant. 3. an inhumanly cruel or wicked person. 4. an animal or thing of huge size. – adj. huge.

the top of Edgar's head and his horns as he is reading the dictionary, open to the page with the definition of monster, as well as a lot of other words that start with mo

It’s enough to make a cute little monster like me doubt its identity.